David Pitts, also known as The Astonishing Mr. Pitts is a Comedian for Kids of All Ages,
Clown, Magician, Ventriloquist, Puppeteer, Squeezebox Player, Vaudevillian, Actor,
Balloonist, Cartoonist, Poet, Philosopher and one of
San Antonio's Favorite Family and Children's Entertainers.
To book a show or ask more questions, please give us a call at
210-324-9764
or e-mail us at david@mrpitts.com
Mr. Pitts has been entertaining
kids of all ages since he was a kid
himself waaaay back in the
1960's. He started performing in
neighborhood magic and
ventriloquism shows at the age of
eight. At eleven, he joined the
Boy Scout Troop 82 Sidewalk
Circus Clowns and has been
performing ever since. He has
made hundreds of thousands of
folks laugh at literally thousands
of performances. He has brought
his  Small Wonder Circus to
birthday parties, fairs and
festivals, restaurants, museums,
civic organizations, schools,
libraries, daycares, senior
centers, nursing homes and even
the center ring of other circuses.
Mr. Pitts is also a professional
cartoonist and graphic artist. He
is not only an award winning
family entertainer, he is also a
family man with three (not so
little) kids and his lovely wife of
24 years, Sarah (The Astonishing
Mrs. Pitts)
What Do You Expect
From A Family and Kid's
Entertainment Professional?
What can you as an event planner, birthday mom,  educator,
restaurant manager, or activities director expect when you hire
The Astonishing Mr. Pitts to entertain at your event? You can
expect to be entertained! Expect to
laugh, expect to have fun,
and get involved! This isn't babysitting, this is live
entertainment, and Mr. Pitts likes getting everyone into the act.
Also, since Mr. Pitts is a professional family entertainer, you can
expect that everything in his performance will be clean and
appropriate for all ages. Mr. Pitts does all he can to assure that
his appearance at your event will make
you look good and be a
positive experience for you. Mr. Pitts doesn't cancel, he arrives
on time, is clean and professional in his appearance, always
courteous to you and your guests, kind and patient with the kids
and above all funny and entertaining for the
WHOLE AUDIENCE, young and old!